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this website sucks when nobody pays attention to me

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when your mama takes the cookies out of the oven


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“My favorite story out of this is Malia, when she was 4, she had a little dance thing. Well, Michelle was gone that weekend so I’m taking her to ballet. And I get her in her little leotard and her little stuff. I did her hair, put it in a little bun.
We get to the dance studio and one of the mothers there right away comes up to Malia – she thinks she’s out of earshot of me and she says, ‘Sweetie, do you want me to redo your hair?’ And Malia who’s 4 says, ‘Yes please, this is a disaster’. You know, she didn’t want to hurt daddy’s feelings.”


who needs friends when you have inactive followers

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i’d rather eat a salad than go to school 

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when ur parents call u for dinner and u see they made your fav


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if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

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